Hello!

At the moment I'm based in Brisbane which means by law I'm not able to say what services I can and cannot provide in an adventure. It also means I am NOT able to provide any sexual services without a prophylactic.  If I do, I get arrested which would be very boring... so intstead, I'm going to use this page (until I leave Brisbane), to give you an overall picture of me so you'll know the type of adventure you're in for..... it is the people who make the adventure after all!

1. I'm gorgeous

2 I have 6 different flavors of lip gloss so it's always a new and exciting experience to kiss me.

3. I love electro play

4. I am nice to animals and they never bite me so they must like me

5. I've got real boobs

6. I know how to tie a slip knot, so if I tie you down, I can get you up real quick

7. I make great lemon and strawberry pancakes

8. I deny reality and create fantasy where ever and when ever I can

9. I type real fast, so if you send me an email, I'll write you one back

10. my bathroom is ALWAYS clean

11. I always shave my armpits

12. I have a fleshlight, so if you meet me and think I'm gross, there is always a happier option

13. I have red hair that is nice to look at and smell

14. I made my own website so you know you're now falling in love with the "real" Lucy Blake

15. I've trained in a dungeon so I know it's not safe for me to hit you with a bull whip :)

16. I have a toothbrush that I like to use frequently

17. I have mouth wash in my bathroom that has fluride in it so if you use it, you're teeth will be happier

18. I always have fresh yummy fluffly towels

19. you get to use 2 fresh towels when you see me

20. I am nearly always on time and when I'm late, I'll be more gorgeous than I would have been if I was on time

21. I'm funny because I'm a dope

22. I have little disposable cups in the bathroom so you can have you're very own fresh cup for rinsing your mouth

23. I'm not squimish so you get away with alot more than you should with me

24. I can do several complicated tasks at one time

25. because I talk lots, you never have to be worried about awkward silences

26. I have a mirror in my bedroom I encourage you to peep in

27. I've worked in massage parlours so I know how to be very slippery

28. I read a car, boat or bike magazine once a month to make me a more interesting person

29. I watch the sports highlights once a week so I can converse on boys stuff

30. Idon't mind how long you spend in the shower as long as it's a long time

31. I sing lots of songs - Christmas carols, TV jingles and Christian camp songs are the best because they have actions that go with them

32. I make the best honey on toast EVER and I'll be happy to make you a piece :)

33. I am learning rope tying and getting better and better at it ;)

34.I have air conditioning I'll turn on and you can stand right in front of it for as long as you like if you get to hot

35. I have a magic glove

36. I never remember jokes so you won't have to put up with me telling jokes

37. I'm a very friendly person

38. I'm most excellent at making out on the lounge

39. I look most excellent in lingerie and corsetry

40. I own LOADS of latex that I make nice and shiiiiiiiiiny

41. I can walk in 12 inch heels

42. I have excellent looking eyebrows

43. I don't drink so I won't embarass you by pole dancing on the street

44. If you come to my house, i have loads of chocolate so you can have free chocolate

45. I am very good at bottom massages

46. I like smiling lots

47. I have cute little feet, so if I step on you it won't hurt as much as another girl you may book who has large feet

48. I do lots of time wasting, but I don't charge you for it ;)

49. I love Oreo cookies, so I'll give you one when you leave

50. I have long eye lashes so I look sexier than most girls when I bat them at you

51. I dream of sploshing strawberry angel cake

52. I am exceptionally clean, so you won't have to be worried about strange wildlife jumping out at you when you come to visit

53. I don't pick my nose in front of other people

54. I never get flat batteries from leaving the lights on in my car

55. I turn out all the lights so I'm good for the environment

56. I have a Tickle Me Elmo Extreme you can play with anytime you like

57. I don't stick pencils in my mouth and do vampie impersonations in front of company so you'll never be embarassed of me

58. I never like my boss, so I'm good at bitching about work if you need to

59. I can eat with a knife and fork so I won't embarass you if we go out for dinner

60. I don't drink so if we go out for dinner or you bring a bottle of wine, you can drink the entire bottle yourself!

61. I have rubber ducks and a crocodile in my bathroom you can play with anytime you like

62. I can eat with chopsticks and don't usually drop the food in my lap

63. I know I can't read maps, so you'll always be smarter than I am

64. I only ever tie people up and spank them who ask me

65. I look very good in black which is slimming and I own lots of it, so I'll mostly look skinny anytime you're with me

66. I always have latex tape so when I'm having an ugly day, I can blindfold you and you won't have to look at me

67. being with me is less painful than being run over by a car

68. I'm a very bad dancer so I can make you laugh by dancing in front of you if you're feeling sad

69. I pay tax so you won't have any moral dilemas spending time with me

70. I never voted for Pauline Hanson

71. I'm a welfare worker in my other life, so if you want to do the "real girl fantasy", I can cure you of it so you're future will be full of nothing but galmorous gorgeous woman

72. I've never robbed a bank

73. I like taking pictures so I'm always happy to decorate your penis and take pictures of it on your phone to enjoy forever

74. I'm very good at blowing up balloons

75. the Police seem to leave me alone, so I'll never not show up for a booking because I've been arrested

76. I'm old so you won't feel REAL old being with me

77. I'm polite so I'll laugh at all your jokes even if they're not funny

78. I always have loads of batteries so you never have to worry the tzzz tzzzz bzzzz bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz will ever run out

79. I am not THAT ugly

80. I can order Thai take away and get it to my front door in 30 minutes flat

81. I can talk really fast, so if you're bored with the conversation, it will be over really quickly

82. I always turn my phone off in the movies

83. I always watch the safety instructions in air planes and know how to put my vest on and inflate it (AFTER you get out of the plane)

84. I'm still a virgin,..... I haven't had sex in a plane, train or on a motorbike

85. I'm not on ASIOs most wanted list

86. I don't chew chewing gum

87. I've never had sex in a public toilet with strange men... only strange woman

88. I speak lots of  languages.......computer: PMSL, girl: show me the money, Mistress: you're pathetic, Deviate: shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiny, Intergalactical Princess: WEEEEEEEE! boy: phwoooar getta look at that!

89.I have a discount card for Krispy Kreams

90. I like online shopping so I have every sex toy that ever existed

91. I smell real good

92. I like toys so I have toys you can play with at my house

93. I give awesome foot massages

94. I like eating with my fingers, so if you can't use chopsticks, I'll eat sushi with my fingers so you won't be as embarassed doing it alone

95. I'm good with a towel, so when you get out of the shower and don't dry yourself properly, I know how to nag you to a high standard to get the job done properly

96. I don't use Mortein or other poisons to kill animals

97. I don't delete comments on my blog even when they're blatantly stupid, argumentative and annoying

98. I don't have long fingernails so if I put a finger up your bot bot, it won't scratch and hurt

99. I have lovely soft toilet paper in my bathroom

100. I am really very cool :)

                                             
Intergalactical Princess                         Mistress Lucy                          Lucy and the animals           Lucy and the nice smelling hair

Please send me an email or give me a call if you'd like to discuss things in more detail because I am allowed to talk about what I can or can't do, I'm just not allowed to advertise it. Things I will not be offering and you will get a legal lecture from me about include:

• natural services -  includes BBBJ's, head jobs on me without a dental dam (any exchange of bodily fluids is illegal in QLD)
• doubles with another lady - it is illegal for two ladies to be in a room together in QLD
• doubles with a friend/partner - it is illegal for a sex worker to see more than one person in a booking in QLD
• referral service - please don't ask me to refer you to another lady because it is illegal for me to do so while in QLD

If you try and talk to me about these things, I will assume you're from PETF (Prostitution Enforcement Task Force) so it will be a very short conversation. Police in QLD are allowed to use entrapment and even carrying on a conversation or not categorically denying you'll do something can result in charges.